Is your bank account as empty as your soul?

Are you out of extra organs to donate?

Just follow these few easy steps and you, too, can transform your life from flat broke to rich and survivor of a mild stroke.

Made for Scream Lite game jam.

Fonts from

Dig sound:


Other SFX are from the standard assets package.


Game jam version 19 MB


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I really enjoyed this! Probably my favorite from what I played for my collection of random horror games LP! Starts at exactly 28:00!


Thank you!

It wont let me play :(

do you have webgl enabled for your browser?


great game but sadly i didn't get enough to pay for rent :(

No worries. Maybe next time I'll make a guide for something easier like being a politician.

Thank you for playing!

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Thank you  very much!